I went to the Subway around the corner for lunch today. They've been hiring lately and it's fun to see all the new boys fumble over my sandwich. Like they think if they get it just right, I'll fuck them or something silly like that 
Anyway, this mean old bitch was in front of me, and she's giving this guy such a hard time. It's his first day, and she's like "I need 3 tomato slices, not just 2." "You asked if I wanted chips or a drink and I said both, didn't you hear me?" And he was so flustered by then, that he forgot to put the chicken on the sandwich (one of those ones where they warm up the meat in a tray) and started wrapping it up without. And she's like, "Did you forget something?"
I looked at the guy that made my sandwich and mouthed bitch, and his eyes went wide and he shook his head all vigorously. So as I walked out, I cast her this look of pure disdain and smiled at the boys and said "Well, y'all try to have a nice day."
The bitch gaped at me like a fish and the guy making her sandwich smiled pure relief at me.
It was good.
Anyway, this mean old bitch was in front of me, and she's giving this guy such a hard time. It's his first day, and she's like "I need 3 tomato slices, not just 2." "You asked if I wanted chips or a drink and I said both, didn't you hear me?" And he was so flustered by then, that he forgot to put the chicken on the sandwich (one of those ones where they warm up the meat in a tray) and started wrapping it up without. And she's like, "Did you forget something?"
I looked at the guy that made my sandwich and mouthed bitch, and his eyes went wide and he shook his head all vigorously. So as I walked out, I cast her this look of pure disdain and smiled at the boys and said "Well, y'all try to have a nice day."
The bitch gaped at me like a fish and the guy making her sandwich smiled pure relief at me.
It was good.
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and in reference to your last journal entry. yeah. me to