in all fairness, so do most of the women. and not in the good way.

An infestation of penis people, huh? Now are these people sized members, or member sized people? Either way it's way too creepy. An exterminator should be able to handle the little ones... you might need some kind of big trap if they are of the person sized variety. Maybe a cage with some porn in it. Or if you're really fancy, a holographic projection of a naked woman. Just a thought.

And I thought the BUGS down here were something to complain about.