Top Ten Reasons I'm Single:
10. Somehow big butts went out of style.
9. I talk A LOT, I mean, really, A LOT.
8. I have a toy poodle, and LOVE him... guys, not so much.
7. I like "gay emo music" like Fall Out Boy and "chic music" like Fiona Apple.
6. I'm not bisexual so there goes half of the dating pool.
5. I still look underage - you'd think this would help me.
4. I like corn dogs. (just needed a filler reason)
3. The infamous Dutch Oven. I don't know why people do it, but it's enough to make me stay single.
2. After numberous "Reason to date a dork" threads I can't find one.
1. Leroy Jenkins.
10. Somehow big butts went out of style.
9. I talk A LOT, I mean, really, A LOT.
8. I have a toy poodle, and LOVE him... guys, not so much.
7. I like "gay emo music" like Fall Out Boy and "chic music" like Fiona Apple.
6. I'm not bisexual so there goes half of the dating pool.
5. I still look underage - you'd think this would help me.
4. I like corn dogs. (just needed a filler reason)
3. The infamous Dutch Oven. I don't know why people do it, but it's enough to make me stay single.
2. After numberous "Reason to date a dork" threads I can't find one.
1. Leroy Jenkins.
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veeyenenwhy:
Happy Mother's Day Sweetie! 
meconqueso:
Awww poor thing. I hope you feel better and get some sleep. Think and feel happy thoughts. *HUGS*