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Monday Apr 09, 2007

Apr 9, 2007
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I want to read everyones blogs and whatnot but I feel like crap. Oddly my friend accused me of getting him sick. Heres the thing though I have (kinda gross)

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a UTI aka urinary track infection from not drinking enough water on va-ca

, while he has a sore throat or something or another. However, either way, there is no way I could have gotten him sick. Furthermore, if I was sick my best friend and other friends would be sick too, none of them are unless having allergies count. Which by the way, they don't.

Anyhow, I DL'd some new ringtones on my phone. I'm so giddy about them because I'm such a dork and I kinda organized them in a way.

Best friends: I love u - Tila Tequila
gay friends: Theme song from Will & Grace
girl friends: Stupid girls - Pink
guy friends: Sexxxyback - JT
SG friends - Smack my bitch up - Prodigy

Yup, I'm a dork. But hey, I kinda like it.

meconqueso:
Yes, you are a dork. But when has that ever been a question? I'm especially fond of the Will & Grace theme for your gay friends.

How about this for a fun "they got me sick" story.

I was an assistant manager with this 50 year old woman. She wasn't feeling well one day. The next day, a college age kid called out saying he had what she was having. Funny thing is, she was feeling the effects of menopause. We never told him, but we had a huge laugh.

Take your drugs. Feel better.
Apr 9, 2007
aki1:
that wasnt gross
shit just happens
and i must say u arranged ur tones totally cute
Apr 9, 2007

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