pharcyde

for the past while iv thought besides having shizoid, i prolly also had schizophrenia and paranoid pd. i got some test results back and it turns out i have both of those.

breakdown of the tests:

test/severity/%

Physical Functioning / none / 33
Social Functioning / severe / 98
Occupational-Economic Functioning / mild / 63.3
Impulsive or Antisocial Behavior / severe / 100 (lol, i...
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i hate work

imagine something you witnessed sometime in your life that left you laughing so hard you couldnt breath, and you cant help but stay on the ground fucking howling for like 10 minutes. now imagine still thinking that incident is just as funny like a month later. and doctors call this a "disorder"???

i fucking love being schizoid premorbid.


the SG TO group is organizing a...
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in my persuit to start university i have suffered the following setbacks:

(in trying to get the last high school course i need)

- the education system is being overhauled, so there was a miscommunication between myself and the university, resulting in me dropping a course i need

- i sign up for the next semester. the principal was a troll and i got deregistered...
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last nite i found out first hand that its possible for someone to spend 2.5 hours trying to pry the lid off their xbox, before they realize theres another screw under the serial number, then spend another 30 minutes trying to get the lid off before realizing theres ANOTHER screw under another sticker.


... im taking off the green jewel on top so i can...
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i think one of my helix's is infected. its not oozing or anything but it hurts literally all the time unlike the other 2 i got at the same time. it could just be cuz i ripped it cleaning it a couple days ago too tho. either way, it sucks.

so i get outa work saturday nite with some friends at around 12:30am. we're standing outside waiting for our cars to warm up, a couple of the guys light up a couple cigarettes, and nothing much is going on. all of a sudden a big black van pulls up behind us with a fucking night vision windshield, blasting their high beams on us, a second...
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yesterday i got 3 more helix's in my left ear, bringing the total up to 7. it kinda looks weird tho cuz the other 4 have black niobium in them and the new ones are steel, and i dunno if i have 4 more 16g rings around anywhere. itl be cool once theyr all healed and i can put curved barbells in all of them....
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its high time i get some more earrings. im thinking triple helix.
itunes sucks. it never has the songs i want.
a signal line from the simpsons, conan o'brian, and mad tv have kept me laughing hystarically all weekend.
my sleep patterns are fucked, as usual.

the next time i get a couple days in a row off im trying a very unorthodox way of microbraiding my hair with extensions. i hope it works.