Saturday Apr 10, 2004

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i wish that all of you could have been with me today as i was a "show enhancer" (read: paid audience member) for an upcoming show on the WB, called Superstars USA. (think Star Search meets American Idol meets Timmy from South Park)
i signed a confidentiality agreement, and everyone and there mother is a narc, so i won't go into details, but let's just say:

OH MY GOD!!!

you must all watch this show when it comes on so you can watch me pretend to be excited. (and i was! i got paid $54 dollars to clap and yell for 5 hours! i need all the loose change i can get these days...)

they shoved me in the front so i gots mad camera time. me and Brian McFayden and Tone-Loc and Vitamin C and someone named Briggs. whoever that is.

after it airs you will either hate me or love me for telling you to watch. it reminded me of an Onion headline:

High Definition Television Promises Sharper Crap


now for some of this:




ahhhhhhhhhhh.....
i needed that.

who shall i pass it to? BPD??? Vutek?? Mindmeld23?? Lucia?? anyone else???


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p.s.

religious holidays - and religion in general - make me puke

i'm in it for the free booze.
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johncocktoastin:
holy shit.
i just went to approve you, and you were there FOUR times!
i approved one of you, and now four of you are there.
wtf?
johncocktoastin:
she called her daughter a fascist (three times) and was a complete embarassment as usual.

grrrrr

i never watch leno either....i was pretty rock'n'roll last night.
i went to see beehive and the barracudas and had many cape cods to drink.
i was awake and tipsy when i posted at 4am..i'm usually not suck a rockstar...

there's a small thread here

[Edited on Apr 16, 2004 7:52PM]

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