Webster is a stone cold killing machine 
I came down this morning to find another dead mouse in the middle of the kitchen floor.
I'm sat watching TV tonight, when his nibs comes in through the catflap, plods into the living room then suddenly scarpers back into the Kitchen.
Suddenly pouncing upon the stunned rodent that he'd plopped in the present zone!
He took it outside again. Now the cat people board someone said that cats leaving things for owners wasn't for display or reward but because their owners are lousy hunters.
Am I feeding him enough?
Or does he think I need feeding?
Cat's eh? Mad as women...Almost as mad as women!
I came down this morning to find another dead mouse in the middle of the kitchen floor.
I'm sat watching TV tonight, when his nibs comes in through the catflap, plods into the living room then suddenly scarpers back into the Kitchen.
Suddenly pouncing upon the stunned rodent that he'd plopped in the present zone!
He took it outside again. Now the cat people board someone said that cats leaving things for owners wasn't for display or reward but because their owners are lousy hunters.
Am I feeding him enough?
Or does he think I need feeding?
Cat's eh? Mad as women...Almost as mad as women!