On the way to lunch
David: Look there's a statue of Christ.
Me: Was that Jesus?
David: Who else? It was a religious crafts store.
Me: Could've been Moses, or Abraham. Can't really tell, all the bearded men from the bible probably resemble each other. Especially since he looks European --not at all Middle-Eastern-- and he was wearing a Zebraskin robe.
David: I saw that. A very festive outfit for the Lord, don't you think? He must've been on the way to a toga party.
Me: Well, he was probably very popular. Changing water into wine and all that.
David: I wonder if he changed the water into a nice vintage or if it was Manischewitz.
Me: He was Jewish.
David: That'd be a terrible thing wouldn't it? Invited to a party to turn water into wine and all you can manage is a bottle of cheap, purple, grape-booze .
Me: The poor dear, no wonder he was shunned and killed.
David: Look there's a statue of Christ.
Me: Was that Jesus?
David: Who else? It was a religious crafts store.
Me: Could've been Moses, or Abraham. Can't really tell, all the bearded men from the bible probably resemble each other. Especially since he looks European --not at all Middle-Eastern-- and he was wearing a Zebraskin robe.
David: I saw that. A very festive outfit for the Lord, don't you think? He must've been on the way to a toga party.
Me: Well, he was probably very popular. Changing water into wine and all that.
David: I wonder if he changed the water into a nice vintage or if it was Manischewitz.
Me: He was Jewish.
David: That'd be a terrible thing wouldn't it? Invited to a party to turn water into wine and all you can manage is a bottle of cheap, purple, grape-booze .
Me: The poor dear, no wonder he was shunned and killed.