petrol_bismol

Latest is out online. You'll have to wait 'til tomorrow to get it in print.

http://www.sdreader.com/published/current/remote.html

Walking around with friends, we stopped in at a furniture store.

Friend one: Wow.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Friend two: Very nice stuff.
Me: Yeah. Look at the price.
Friend one: I know. Everything's so CHEAP!
Me: Cheap?
Friends 1 and 2: Well, look at this. For a one-off piece of furniture, 2500 bucks is cheap.
Me:
Friends: Don't you think?
Me: That's a coffee...
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I've got a shitload of work to do.

Weekly column (not due until Sunday)
Short essay on my first day at school (200 bucks is 200 bucks)
Next cover story
And
I should be writing my book

What am I doing?

Fucking around on the internet, and preparing for my birthday Vegas bash by reading The Best Blackjack Book Ever, and making phone calls to...
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He gets to pick his own name? He chose, "Pope Benedict XVI.

I woulda went with something totally different. I'd rename the college of Cardinals too.

So it would be. The Right Rockin' Pope Petrol Bismol of the Gasoline
Coffin Jockeys and his band The Kidtouchers.