petiteparadox

Here's a little view into my life. I don't normally share my communications, but this one is so damn entertaining. It's a little window into what Mistresses (SGs, dancers, etc) put up with on a daily basis. If I had a nickel for every crazy email I've received, I'd be a wealthy woman. Just to show that I *can* be nice, I changed his name. See, aren't I sweet?

Normally I don't reply to these things (gosh, I'm breaking rules left and right!), but today I have a bug up my ass. I just couldn't pass up the temptation to bait him. Call me petty, but I love knowing that I've irritated him in some small little way. I'm a sadist, what can I say.

Sometimes I even enjoy being irritated by them. It's fun to get on the high horse every now and again. Really, 500?? As if. Don't get me wrong. Cash is God and everyone has a price, but 500? My pride and self-respect is worth more than that. It's priceless.

It does make me wonder though. What would you do and for how much? If someone offered you a million dollars, would you sleep with them? Would you do it without batting an eyelash? Could you walk away from it without being haunted? Would you turn them down without pausing for breath?

Without (much) more ado - here's what kicked it all off...

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Dear mistress!

Im sub stupid, 42 yo, and will be in Philly soon. Im very interested in serving you. My interests are bondage, foot and leg fetish, spanking, nipple play, cbt, humiliation. Please, let me know where are you located (is it a dungeon?), do You do outcalls to hotels? What is Your tribute for 1 h and 2 h session?

Best regards,
stupid
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stupid,

I conduct my sessions in an upscale, private studio which is fully furnished and well-appointed. I do not do outcall sessions with new clients and consider them with regulars only on an infrequent basis. Your interests appear to be along my lines. My session style is a mixture of sensuality and sadism. I enjoy bondage, verbal humiliation, cbt, golden showers, face slapping, spitting, nipple torture, caning, etc. I do not allow any sexual contact, i.e. no rimming, pussy worship, handjobs - you get the point. If you decide to book with me be ready for an intense session. I like to make every moment count.

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Dear Mistress,

I have last question before to book a session- will You allow me to perform oral on You? I can pay extra for that privelege.

stupid

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Dear stupid,

You are brain damaged? An imbecile by birth? What part of "I do not allow sexual contact" do you not understand? That means my slaves are NEVER ALLOWED TO PERFORM ORAL ON ME. Is that clear enough? Now fuck off and quite waisting my time.

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fuck off yourself, stupid bitch, I was ready to pay you extra 500

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Wow a whole extra 500!!! Jeez, what was I thinking. At least you got one thing right. I'm AM a bitch. That's what makes me so good at what I do.