Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

petiteparadox

Spencer, WV

Member Since 2004

Followers 56 Following 64

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday May 06, 2005

May 6, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
It is now officially my birthday.

I am 28 years young. I was born at 12:03pm on May 7th, 1977, exactly two months before my due date. I weighed 4 pounds, 3 ounces. I was so small that even the premi clothing didn't fit me. The first two weeks of my life were spent dressed in doll clothes.

In exactly 9 hours and 45 minutes I will take my Statistics final. In exactly 2 days 13 hours and 15 minutes, I will take my Cognition final, what is probably going to be the most difficult exam of my life. In exactly 2 days, 16 hours and 15 minutes summer vacation begins. Those 2 days, 16 hours and 15 minutes cannot possible go fast enough. I'm feeling rather exhausted by now.

As a little birthday gift to myself, I'm eating a nice big bowl of Ben & Jerry's 'Everything but the..' My ass tells me 'don't do it'; my heart says 'fuck you'. I thought I'd fear this, two years shy of my 30th, but I don't. I don't feel particularly old, nor do I feel particularly young. I've lived a lot in the past six years, since graduating college, enough to make me feel bruised and jaded, experienced before my time. But also enough to know that life is really good and I love living it.
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
perdy:
Hey there, spotted you in the 1950's group and thought I'd swing by, thats a very pretty mare you have!
May 28, 2005
thefuckoffkid:
Late, I know, but happy birthday for a few weeks ago!
May 31, 2005

More Blogs

  • 07.28.05
    11

    Thursday Jul 28, 2005

    Just like moons and like suns, with the certainty of tides, just like…
  • 07.07.05
    7

    Thursday Jul 07, 2005

    This morning I awoke and crawled immediately to my computer, as I am …
  • 06.15.05
    23

    Wednesday Jun 15, 2005

    Procrastination thou art the devil. Why, why, why, why, WHY is it …
  • 06.12.05
    13

    Sunday Jun 12, 2005

    Damn it. I am SO bored right now. SO. BORED. I'm in one of those mood…
  • 06.09.05
    7

    Thursday Jun 09, 2005

    Alice:But I don't want to go among mad people. The Cat: Oh, you can'…
  • 05.06.05
    23

    Friday May 06, 2005

    It is now officially my birthday. I am 28 years young. I was born …
  • 04.29.05
    25

    Friday Apr 29, 2005

    This topic has been inspired by and pirated from velvetknuckle's jour…
  • 04.13.05
    6

    Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

    12:12 am. I should be in bed. But I am not. Statistics exam t…
  • 04.06.05
    6

    Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

    Farewell with pasties and rock n'roll! Yes, it's happening AGAIN!…
  • 04.05.05
    8

    Tuesday Apr 05, 2005

    This went up on my Myspace blog, the SG News Board and now it's going…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
4
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,349 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,433,611 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo