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Monday Nov 27, 2006

Nov 27, 2006
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It's time for an obligatory update because:

1) My last post was 10 million months ago.
2) My last post was depressing.
3) My cat is pooping on my bed.

Yes, you heard me correctly - MY CAT IS POOPING ON MY BED. Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! This has been going on for almost three months now. First it started off as a random poo particle on my coverlet. I brushed it off as an accident. You know how poo gets stuck to cat butts sometimes. Now it is definitely NOT an accident. Every night that I do not sleep at my house (which is normally 2-3 times a week), my cat takes a dump smack dab in the middle of my bed. He's giving me the big "f-you mom." It isn't a health issue (that I'm aware of). He's in good shape. I think it's a stress issue. When I'm gone, my roomate locks him in my room, otherwise he keeps her awake all night. My cat is a momma's boy - he's the most codependent feline I've ever encountered. He hates being alone. What the hell am I going to do? I currently have to put a tarp over my bed whenever I'm gone. Yelling at him, flicking his nose and pushing his face in it does absolutely nothing. My room smells like shit - literally!!! I love my cat and I would never get rid of him, but this is completely intolerable. This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've experienced in my entire life (and trust me, I've experienced a whole lotta disgusting things...although not quite as much as that Dirty Jobs guy on TV...) What am I to do? Advice. I need advice!

puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!! puke ARRR!!! miao!!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
helvispresley:
at least he isn't charging you $300 a hour to do it tongue
Nov 28, 2006
nyssa:
Damn personal assistants....

Have a great time!

kiss
Nov 30, 2006

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