peteyrock

the Star Wars world premiere is all over the news. Natalie Portman shaved her head and, somehow, George Lucas' turkey neck is growing. i had to laugh because Natalie Portman kept having to make sure the top of her dress stayed on and Lucas' son kept looking at her chest. can you blame the kid?
in the video game world, i finally beat GTA: San Andreas. unfortunately, the first time i beat it, we lost power just before i saved. i made some sort of gasping/choking noise i think. i can't be too sure because everything turned red and i couldn't remember anything after that. when i woke up, everything around me was destroyed and i lay naked in some rubble.

i know it's wrong to laugh at people, but just look at this picture and imagine the sound a mule makes.