i like moments that remind me of being just a normal guy back home. the normal conversations. before i type this, dude, i know it's an old one. but it just flashed through my head and it's funny as hell.
"look out, i have to piss."
"you can't piss there"
"why not? it's the ground."
"that's a cement. there's dirt just two steps away from you."
"it's all ground"
"that's cement!"
"the penis is coming out!"
"jesus christ..."
that's right. a friend of mine is a sidewalk pisser. that's okay. back home i was an alley pisser
"look out, i have to piss."
"you can't piss there"
"why not? it's the ground."
"that's a cement. there's dirt just two steps away from you."
"it's all ground"
"that's cement!"
"the penis is coming out!"
"jesus christ..."
that's right. a friend of mine is a sidewalk pisser. that's okay. back home i was an alley pisser
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dr_ew:
I have pissed many of places. I had a friend that when we were trying to find a party in a hotel, pissed in the stairwell, which was carpeted.
l7rules:
Now when i piss on the side walk i write peteyrock was here 
