I'm skipping right to music today. I'm feeling it.
Today's theme is bad ass motherfuckers. Let's all be honest here, Heavy Metal is nearly always just some novelty - not to be taken seriously. So, it's safe to say there will be no metal performers on here. Oh, there are crazy ones to be sure, but this is about the truly hardcore, not the chemically unbalanced. So, no GG Allin.
T-Model Ford is an illiterate blues man who doesn't even know when he was born. How Blues is he? He's been married seven times - or more! Not Blues enough?... Dude was sentenced to a chain gang for murder. Yes, an actual chain gang. Even though he's pretty damn old at this point, when he says he'll whoop yo ass, believe it. Status: Bad Ass Motherfucker
That is some raw blues...
Dmitri Shostakovich wrote some insanely powerful music. He made Stalin shudder and officially DENOUNCE him - more than once! When WW2 hit, he unquestionably supported his country, the one that had by far the most deaths of any other (23.4 million, actually). He went from being politically shat upon to being lauded with 22 awards, including the goddamn Hero of Socialist Labor. He died the way any decent Russian should: with cigarettes and vodka.
Just listen to the brass literally blare to the edge of cacophony.
Christopher Lee... Where to begin... He's had more speaking roles than any actor alive, which for some reason shadows the fact that he's a trained pilot, infantryman, and (this is real) special ops. He's been given more awards than I care to count, and is a direct descendant of Charlemagne. In fact, he was recently awarded the Spirit of Metal for his band called Charlemagne. But, he's done so much more than that, musically! The guy's a nerd icon.
His dick is probably black.
Today's theme is bad ass motherfuckers. Let's all be honest here, Heavy Metal is nearly always just some novelty - not to be taken seriously. So, it's safe to say there will be no metal performers on here. Oh, there are crazy ones to be sure, but this is about the truly hardcore, not the chemically unbalanced. So, no GG Allin.
T-Model Ford is an illiterate blues man who doesn't even know when he was born. How Blues is he? He's been married seven times - or more! Not Blues enough?... Dude was sentenced to a chain gang for murder. Yes, an actual chain gang. Even though he's pretty damn old at this point, when he says he'll whoop yo ass, believe it. Status: Bad Ass Motherfucker
That is some raw blues...
Dmitri Shostakovich wrote some insanely powerful music. He made Stalin shudder and officially DENOUNCE him - more than once! When WW2 hit, he unquestionably supported his country, the one that had by far the most deaths of any other (23.4 million, actually). He went from being politically shat upon to being lauded with 22 awards, including the goddamn Hero of Socialist Labor. He died the way any decent Russian should: with cigarettes and vodka.
Just listen to the brass literally blare to the edge of cacophony.
Christopher Lee... Where to begin... He's had more speaking roles than any actor alive, which for some reason shadows the fact that he's a trained pilot, infantryman, and (this is real) special ops. He's been given more awards than I care to count, and is a direct descendant of Charlemagne. In fact, he was recently awarded the Spirit of Metal for his band called Charlemagne. But, he's done so much more than that, musically! The guy's a nerd icon.
His dick is probably black.
Surprise, surprise...I have much to learn.
You bring your machine gun and you're in!