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Mmmm, tea and The Princess Bride with one of my girls last night. No sex on the horizon, sad girl.
Pictures from Italy rock my world. Even though I look like cookie monster in most of them, they make me so happy.
I am hunting a sweater at H&M. You will be mine, little sequined shrug!
Want to smoke, can't afford it, goddammit!!!!!!!
I love...
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To pierce or not to pierce? I am having an ongoing debate with my nipples. Lefty says hell yeah, but righty worries we might lose sensitivity over time.
Have to go to court this afternoon, fucking landlord tring to evict my ass - I think not!
I needs me some good bdsm sex right now, ahhh, sweet stress relief.

Ciao! Finally back from Italy, I want to go back immediately. I get to come home to a root canal and an eviction notice, which I will be fighting in court thank you very much. Goddamn landlords want me out of here, little do they know how stubborn I am. Bastards! I paid the rent before the notice thing said, so fuck them.
I want...
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I am leaving! Ciao! Here's to Italian boys in tight t-shirts!

Sexy outfit I am craving:
Huge stripper heels.
Black thigh-high fishnets.
Black satin garter belt, the kind with the little skirt that covers half your butt.
My super-wide studded belt.
Black satin bra.
Beat up black hoodie sweatshirt.
Sigh.
Think I could wear that on stage?
I have to pack tonight. I can't fucking wait to get to Italy.
Working on a song called Throw...
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Yay, leaving for Italia soon... three weeks in the sun and the ruins, with my girls. I am hysterical at the thought of leaving my dog. She'll be fine, but i think I might seriously need meds for it. It's so hot here in nyc - it's like the streets are sweating. And me with no ac...
Why is it so hard to find cool...
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I wrote a song last night! It's really good but it's sort of naughty, I always do that - I can't seem to write about anything vanilla. I just hope my lead singer will perform it, she probably will, she does kick ass. We're both getting bikini waxes this weekend, I wonder if I can write that off as a band expense?
And, the best...
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I spent all day at work getting nothing done. I found this great BDSM toy site, it's like candy land in leather. I could spend my life ordering stuff from there. And, everything comes in pink leather! Yay! They have the most perfect ball gag ever, I must have it.
I went out to lunch and saw this couple, it was this totally bitchy girl...
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