So I'm having dinner tonight with this poorpoor boy I'm friends with who is basically in love with me. It's just never going to happen, and I don't know how to break it to him. His sister is one of my best friends, so that fucks things up a whole damn lot. Grrr!!!!
In brighter news, the Puerto Rican is hopefully going to rock my...
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skryche:
This exchange is giving me too many unpleasant images.
garnetdevine:
i so need a tastey meal of rollinroaster....you have no idea
HOLY FUCKING CRAP I just had the most amazing sex of my life. Like really. Ever. God bless Puerto Rico and all of it's citizens. The evening culminated in me screaming so loud when I came that the neighbors called the police because they thought someone was killing me. The best part is that I've had the cops called on me before. For sex-noise-related complaints....
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bonmignon:
You want the title or the topic? Both are equally insomnia inducing unless you are an urban planning geek (topic). Try this on if you're having sleep difficulty, "Regional Cooperation in Transportation Decisionmaking and System Development in the Portland, OR Metropolitan Region: ISTEA through TEA-21 (1991-2004)". Call the paramedics - that's a coma!
Thanks for the support too. I don't need to subject myself to vitiolization! I'm not that kind of a masochist! LOL
Yeah for great sex & Puerto Ricans both too. I don't have luck with bio-boys in the East - I think I've only had boy sex twice out here and once was w/one of my girlfriends boyfriends (she was there of course) - not sure if that even counts!
By the way - love the corset shot - but I want to see the tattoo underneath! And I still recommend the prechewed meat! Works for chicks of all types! Bleck!
Thanks for the support too. I don't need to subject myself to vitiolization! I'm not that kind of a masochist! LOL
Yeah for great sex & Puerto Ricans both too. I don't have luck with bio-boys in the East - I think I've only had boy sex twice out here and once was w/one of my girlfriends boyfriends (she was there of course) - not sure if that even counts!
By the way - love the corset shot - but I want to see the tattoo underneath! And I still recommend the prechewed meat! Works for chicks of all types! Bleck!
bonmignon:
PS - yes, many gay men are great - pass the Crisco! LOL
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[Edited on Sep 30, 2004 5:07AM]
I am so psyched for the burlesque thing! I spent all day at Garnett's making pasties and eating soup (ugh, soup). I have lost a ton of weight, what with my liquid diet, maybe I should keep this up. Naaaah....
My amazing roomate made me molten chocolate birthday cake, she rocks.
I am so sick of eating with a spoon! Ahhhhh!
My amazing roomate made me molten chocolate birthday cake, she rocks.
I am so sick of eating with a spoon! Ahhhhh!
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skryche:
Sick of spoons?
morranimal:
The best way to lose even more weight on a liquid diet is to eat with a fork...
Woo-hoo it's my motherfucking birthday! Wish I was not suffering wretched mouth pain. This is the first birthday I have had in a long time where I will not be able to consume vast quantitites of meat to celebrate. 
On a high note, burlesque on Sunday! Y'all better be there! Garnett and I will be practicing at her place all day Saturday (ok, so we...
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On a high note, burlesque on Sunday! Y'all better be there! Garnett and I will be practicing at her place all day Saturday (ok, so we...
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hellomrworld:
enjoy your burlesque .. prob. going to need ninanna time on sunday
user09181239:
Happy birthday. Sorry I did not friend lkist you right away. My computer has been broken and still is. I have a new one on order. I don't REALLY know you, but since you friend listed me I hope to say chat more often.
So did you get anything good for your B-day?
So did you get anything good for your B-day?
Do we like the new profile pic? Or should I go back to the other one?
Everybody say hello to Garnett, aka corset girl! Way to blow up her spot, I know. But she's just so goddamn hot!
Speaking of hot, I am so hot right now, with my hugely swollen chipmunk cheeks. I now own no wisdom teeth and a very full bottle...
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Everybody say hello to Garnett, aka corset girl! Way to blow up her spot, I know. But she's just so goddamn hot!
Speaking of hot, I am so hot right now, with my hugely swollen chipmunk cheeks. I now own no wisdom teeth and a very full bottle...
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allied:
Happy Birthday! Sexy new pic... me likey! 
luckyp:
Happy happy bi-irthday, happy happy bi-irthday, happy happy bi-irthday, haaaaaaappy happy bi-irthday!
Enjoy your day to the absolute fullest, Birthday Girl!
--l*P
Enjoy your day to the absolute fullest, Birthday Girl!
--l*P
Great success, great success! The party was even better than I'd hoped - I didn't have any food left by the end of the night, that is the first time that has ever happened. Thanks to everyone who showed up. Next time drink more beer please! What am I gonna do with two cases of Corona?
Must make burlesque costume - I need to:
Sew...
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Must make burlesque costume - I need to:
Sew...
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garnetdevine:
and then when you recover, i will get you next! bwhahahaha
suicidepixeyx:
Sounds like a great Costume!
If I have to restart my fucking computer one more time I am going to kill someone! It keeps kicking me offline and trying to make my life miserable! Fuck!
I have been cooking for 14 straight hours - I think I'm a little delirious right now. But my god will the food be good tomorrow!
Yeah, I haven't left my neighborhood in two days...
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I have been cooking for 14 straight hours - I think I'm a little delirious right now. But my god will the food be good tomorrow!
Yeah, I haven't left my neighborhood in two days...
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thelibra:
make 'em spin!!
champagneofdudes:
Oh man. I totally missed your party. I'm sorry. I asked if I could bring someone, I said you had me at "tons and tons of booze" but Atlantic City had me at 24 hour bars and gambling. Maybe next time though.
When I am made Queen of the World, and that will come, mark my words, I am going to abolish September and replace it with Vacation Month, wherein all persons are mandated by law to spend the entire month eating fried food and chocolate, having lots of sex, lounging by the water, and not thinking about anything sad. Until that day, suffice it to say...
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stellartrane:
sounds good to me, my bday is in september, two days after yours.
I personally would get a Mac. I have a new G5 and it's smoking.
The new imac is really nice. Much better than the previous version. The new operating systems are more advanced than windows as well. They lend more towards the person that want the best design, and really use thier computer. I do design, so I live on mine. Just my two cents. Hopefully I can make it out to you partay. -J
I personally would get a Mac. I have a new G5 and it's smoking.
The new imac is really nice. Much better than the previous version. The new operating systems are more advanced than windows as well. They lend more towards the person that want the best design, and really use thier computer. I do design, so I live on mine. Just my two cents. Hopefully I can make it out to you partay. -J
jakelafrontiere:
But September is my favorite month!
Macintosh
Macintosh
These are the good times...
I went to Burlesque classes with corset girl tonight, wow, am I excited. Because I really need another excuse to spend money on things that exist solely for the purpose of being removed from my body. I got a handout entitled "How To Make Pasties" which is my new favorite thing. We have a show in two weeks - think...
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I went to Burlesque classes with corset girl tonight, wow, am I excited. Because I really need another excuse to spend money on things that exist solely for the purpose of being removed from my body. I got a handout entitled "How To Make Pasties" which is my new favorite thing. We have a show in two weeks - think...
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liv3:
hellloooo! 
thelibra:
you don't know how to shimmay?!
oh, dear. i'll teach you.
oh, dear. i'll teach you.
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throb:
SURE KNOW HOW TO TELL A STORY.
DOES THAT MEAN HAPPY ENDING?
DOES THAT MEAN HAPPY ENDING?
trentstyle:
Hi, I understood everything but the third chicken...