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God I have been bad with this journal thing, no? I must be in love or something...
So I'm going to FUCKING MIAMI this weekend, hello! Get me the fuck out of this rain ass city for a little while. I'm parking my ass on the beach and I'm not leaving until Monday. I can't wait to see my best friend, she is really unhappy...
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So I finally made a commitment. A really serious one. I put a lot of thought in to it, and I'm happy that I decided the way I did. It was a struggle, and I had to do a lot of soul-searching, but I think I will ultimately be a better person for it.
I got a Mac! Haha, you thought it was somehting bad...
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Totally fucked up and didn't write a paper this weekend, I am such an asshole. There was so much other fun stuff to do! Still haven't found a computer, sigh. I think I'm gonna get one online.

Santa baby, a pair of these would make my day.
Dragged the poor boy shoe shopping yesterday, he really must love me to tolerate me in shoe...
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Fuck, I am so totally in love with this boy. He smells good in the morning and he didn't run screaming when I introduced him to my mom!
I'm going computer shopping with the boy on Sunday, then sex toy/latex shopping and then all you can eat Brazilian bbq! What could possibly be better? I went to the Mac store and freaked out. I think...
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So, three words were spoken and four words were spoken back.
I can't believe he said it. I cried! When did I turn into such a girl? He got me a plastic apple to put in my mouth, good lord this man is perfect for me! Anyone who will spend hours on the phone browsing huse with me and drooling over the same things (Just...
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So I did it - I dumped hottie dom guy! I've never really broken up with anyone before, but I really felt like I at least owed it to him to do it properly. So yeah, I am totally attached to the PRJewRope boy now, it's a little scary. For some reason cutting off all the other booty in the stable made things seem very...
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Can it be possible? Can my hard-hearted l'm not a player I just fuck a lot love em and leave em little ass actually be falling for someone? Noooooooo!!!!!!! (desperately clutches heart back into chest) Nooooo!!!!! Yeah, basically Puerto Rican rope boy is fucking amazing, we spent all weekend fucking like bunnies (and piggies, and puppies... ) I walked into my bedroom Sunday morning with...
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So basically things are really great with the Puerto Rican. I am debating about whether I should keep calling him the Puerto Rican, even though he's really only half PR and half Jewish (niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, all I'm saying is god bless that genetic pool - what a healthy boy he is), or whether he should have a new storybook name. Do we like rope boy? That...
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I have tons of fresh sausage in the fridge, a boy who really really likes me, and I lost 10 pounds.
Puerto Rico, I bow down in thanks and awe...
Which do we like better: Bunny? or Piggy?

So I think it's official - the Puerto Rican might actually be worthy of becoming more than a fuck buddy. Anyone who takes me to brunch, buys me rubber thigh highs, and then fucks my brains out is special. And what's even more amazing is that I can actually talk to him, about real stuff that I would never tell most guys. He has...
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