A not-so-funny thing and a funny thing:
Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny weeny chihuahua mutt girlie girl. She is adorable. I just agreed to foster another dog. a fat beagle named Max. Upon Max's arrival home, Lola has proceeded to spend every minute trying to hump him, from the back and the front! Who knew my dog was such a dom? All I can think of is that 80's Public Serivce Announcement: I learned it from watching you! Is this what I get for not closing the door? Do they make doggie strap ons? Lola totally needs one.
Going back to bed with the
before I make him pancakes and fellate him. 
Wanna know what the three worst letters in the alphabet are? U-T-I when you're getting over the F-L-U. F-U-C-K. I do not think it's fair I get punished for having sex 5 times a day. And I'm going to vomit if I have any more cranberry juice.
Funny thing:
I have a dog named Lola, a little teeny weeny chihuahua mutt girlie girl. She is adorable. I just agreed to foster another dog. a fat beagle named Max. Upon Max's arrival home, Lola has proceeded to spend every minute trying to hump him, from the back and the front! Who knew my dog was such a dom? All I can think of is that 80's Public Serivce Announcement: I learned it from watching you! Is this what I get for not closing the door? Do they make doggie strap ons? Lola totally needs one.
Going back to bed with the
before I make him pancakes and fellate him. 
skryche:
pancakes + fellatio? AWESOME.
johnnydelicious:
Does the cranberry juice still work if there is vodka in it? How about beer.