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Great success, great success! The party was even better than I'd hoped - I didn't have any food left by the end of the night, that is the first time that has ever happened. Thanks to everyone who showed up. Next time drink more beer please! What am I gonna do with two cases of Corona?
Must make burlesque costume - I need to:
Sew a bunny tail on my white garter belt
Make bunny face pasties
Get white fishnets
Contemplate gluing whiskers onto my face - do we like this idea?
Damn is that pastie glue stiiiiiiiicky!
I like puerto rican boys way too much - especially when they own TENS units.
Corset girl is sick - think good thoughts for her so I can get laid!
I get my wisdom teeth out on Tuesday
The Tuesday after that I'm getting caned!
Hello trucker girl pasties!