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Friday Sep 03, 2004

Sep 3, 2004
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My friend sent me the funniest email:
Jessica -
50 friends
6 lovers
5 classes
3 jobs
2 families
1 band
and a dog.
How does she do it?

I don't know how I do it - I may have a nervous breakdown before the year is out.
I'm so glad I have Monday off - that Ancient Greek homework is looming over me and making me lose sleep.
I love my new job - they had bagels and muffins laid out for us this morning. Apparently they do that every Friday - I now love lawyers. And they stock the fridge with Snapple and we can have unlimited advil. It is so easy to keep me happy.
I shopped like the world was ending today - I know now what Victoria's Secret is: the fucking whore has all of my money.
My roomate returned tonight - thank god, now my house feels like a home again.
FreshDirect just started delivering to my neighborhood - I never need to leave my house again. Thank the lord.
I am really going overboad with the party food planning situation. I have two people coming the day before to sous chef for me - I really want to walk around my kitchen in 7" heels yelling, "Chop, bitches, chop!" I could probably set up a camera and earn some extra cash.
The lesbian sex party was a let down. It was totally empty - I think all the dykes were busy protesting the last night of the RNC. Fucking republicans - I'm really quite tolerant of political idiocy, but don't fuck with my sex life!
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hellynn:
6 lovers? o god. Im trying to find one good one
Sep 4, 2004
skryche:
That's no paddle; it's a

Sep 5, 2004

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