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Big decisions must be made - do I use my extra time in the fall to study corsetry or portuguese? I'm leaning towards portuguese, it's the sexiest language ever. But then, imagine all the money I could save if I could make my own corsets. Decisions, decisions...
Guess who has not one not two not three but four count em four impacted wisdom teeth! Yours truly. The oral surgeon I consulted with was totally adorable, so I couldn't help myself - I totally asked him how long I'd have to wait before giving head after the operation. His face was priceless . He was like, "I wish my girlfriend would ask questions like that. Your boyfriend's a lucky man." I didn't have the heart to tell him I was single Naughty zuni...
Do you ever feel like your job is totally pointless?
Sooooo looking forward to Thursday - day #2 without getting off, I feel like a sociopath. I know it makes it better, but I'm a big baby. I'm like a fucking 14 year old boy, I can't go more than 12 hours without masturbating. Grrrrrrrrrr...
Prejudice against chihuahuas and pitbulls makes me angry !!!
Going to eat enough chocolate to kill a Great Dane tonight - all I'll be eating over the weekend is - oops, too much information, sorry.