petbot

Uggggh, I am so tired. Didn't want to get out of bed, so tired. I have the day off tomorrow, and then it's the Lesbian S&M par-tay! Yay! Where is my fairy godmother when I need her, I need something to wear to the ball and I have $10 to my name right now. This is when I regret being fat - if I was skinny, I could just be basically naked and it'd be cool, but I'm a big lazy ass so I need to wear clothes. I want everything from here. The patent and satin black corset in 30" would make me the happiest person in the world right now. And the polkadot one. And the pinstripe one, and the ribbon one too. Sometimes I want the whole slave life - I want to have a master who will buy me lots of fun outfits when I'm good. Still spooked about the alt.com guy who wants to kill me, or rather kill women, I blocked his emails. Just freaked me out. There was such hatred emanating from him - so not the point of healthy play, I think.
I need more fucking money. I found these great
sheets, love Tom of Finland. And toile! Would match my black white and red life perfectly. The puppy would blend right in.
I need to sit on Joacquin Phoenix's face immediately.