My First Time Ever
The night was young, the moon was high,
we were alone, just she and I.
Her hair was soft, her eyes were blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.
Her skin was smooth, her legs were fine.
I ran my finger down her spine.
I don't know how, but I tried my best,
as I placed my hand on her breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart.
And slowly, she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame.
And, all at once, white stuff came.
At last, it is finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...
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milking a cow.
(AND WHAT ELSE WERE you THINKING about??!!!)
The night was young, the moon was high,
we were alone, just she and I.
Her hair was soft, her eyes were blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.
Her skin was smooth, her legs were fine.
I ran my finger down her spine.
I don't know how, but I tried my best,
as I placed my hand on her breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart.
And slowly, she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it, I felt no shame.
And, all at once, white stuff came.
At last, it is finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
milking a cow.
(AND WHAT ELSE WERE you THINKING about??!!!)
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O.K. . . this is dumb . . but I actually know how to milk a cow! I used to have a friend with a farm, and they taught me. Good to know, huh?