Last night was Ian and I's going away party. It was sweet, and I really have nothing more to say about it. It was just sweet.
On a side note, here's a TRUE story that one of my friends shared with me last night...
So, recently, a group of kids from around here did some shrooms. They were trippin' balls and they decided to go walk around the neighborhood. As they were walking past one house, they saw a garden gnome. Of course, at the time, they thought it was the coolest thing ever, so they grabbed it and took it home. When they got home, they were all convinced the gnome was talking to them and they started freaking out, so they put it in a closet.
Turns out that "garden gnome" was a fucking child. And they're all fucking going to jail.
Best story I've ever heard. EVER.
On a side note, here's a TRUE story that one of my friends shared with me last night...
So, recently, a group of kids from around here did some shrooms. They were trippin' balls and they decided to go walk around the neighborhood. As they were walking past one house, they saw a garden gnome. Of course, at the time, they thought it was the coolest thing ever, so they grabbed it and took it home. When they got home, they were all convinced the gnome was talking to them and they started freaking out, so they put it in a closet.
Turns out that "garden gnome" was a fucking child. And they're all fucking going to jail.
Best story I've ever heard. EVER.
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PS hey from Chinatown, I hope you're enjoying Chicago so far.