I posted this on my MySpace, but I figured some people might enjoy it here, as well.
Things I Have Learned In My Time
-Those anti-drug commercials are completely bogus.
-Copying is NOT a form of flattery... it's actually annoying as shit.
-"Lying" and "Avoiding the Truth" are the same thing.
-If it's REALLY cold outside and you don't have any good winter clothes, layer! My favorite is leggings under jeans. So toasty!
-Love can't stop an addiction.
-Push-up bras are great... unless you wear them too high and it looks like you have a shelf beneath your chin.
-Vodka can be a great thing... in moderation. Taking a shot every half hour or so is good... taking 4 shots in 5 minutes is not.
-Drunkenness and technology don't mix.
-If you have a mom who hates piercings and tattoos, it's best to just wait until you move out. Saying, "I'm 18, I can do what I want," doesn't work, either. She could make you pay rent.
-Boys don't catch on to things that seem really obvious to girls.
-Play-fighting can hurt you just as much, if not more than real fighting.
-If you're craving a menthol, bum one off of somebody else. If you buy a whole pack, you will regret it after the first cigarette.
-When you're high, avoid watching anything scary or anything that requires you to think. Either way, it won't go over well.
-Bleaching your hair 6 times in a month is NOT GOOD.
-Being a cunt does not make you punk rock.
-If you avoid the shower for a day, it won't kill you. If you avoid the shower for a month, I will kill you.
-Getting a body mod from a specific shop/person because it's "cheap" is not the way to go. Chances are, it's cheap for a reason.
-Joining a band because you want to play music is a good thing. Joining a band because you want to be a rock star is not.
-If you're going to Taco Bell after a night of drunken debauchery, make sure to get there by 3. At that time, the drive-thru line is usually out to the street, and if you show up any later, you might not get to order in time.
Things I Have Learned In My Time
-Those anti-drug commercials are completely bogus.
-Copying is NOT a form of flattery... it's actually annoying as shit.
-"Lying" and "Avoiding the Truth" are the same thing.
-If it's REALLY cold outside and you don't have any good winter clothes, layer! My favorite is leggings under jeans. So toasty!
-Love can't stop an addiction.
-Push-up bras are great... unless you wear them too high and it looks like you have a shelf beneath your chin.
-Vodka can be a great thing... in moderation. Taking a shot every half hour or so is good... taking 4 shots in 5 minutes is not.
-Drunkenness and technology don't mix.
-If you have a mom who hates piercings and tattoos, it's best to just wait until you move out. Saying, "I'm 18, I can do what I want," doesn't work, either. She could make you pay rent.
-Boys don't catch on to things that seem really obvious to girls.
-Play-fighting can hurt you just as much, if not more than real fighting.
-If you're craving a menthol, bum one off of somebody else. If you buy a whole pack, you will regret it after the first cigarette.
-When you're high, avoid watching anything scary or anything that requires you to think. Either way, it won't go over well.
-Bleaching your hair 6 times in a month is NOT GOOD.
-Being a cunt does not make you punk rock.
-If you avoid the shower for a day, it won't kill you. If you avoid the shower for a month, I will kill you.
-Getting a body mod from a specific shop/person because it's "cheap" is not the way to go. Chances are, it's cheap for a reason.
-Joining a band because you want to play music is a good thing. Joining a band because you want to be a rock star is not.
-If you're going to Taco Bell after a night of drunken debauchery, make sure to get there by 3. At that time, the drive-thru line is usually out to the street, and if you show up any later, you might not get to order in time.