Last night, I dressed up for Halloween as the puppet from Saw. My costume was amazing, scary, and strangely adorable.
I went out and drank a ton of vodka and smoked some hash...
I then proceeded to sprain (and come very close to fracturing) my wrist and break yet another digital camera.
So now, I'm in a splint, I have another camera that doesn't work due to my drunken stupidity, and I missed a math test because I was in the hospital all morning.
Oh, and half my hand is purple. At least it matches my nail polish.
I went out and drank a ton of vodka and smoked some hash...
I then proceeded to sprain (and come very close to fracturing) my wrist and break yet another digital camera.
So now, I'm in a splint, I have another camera that doesn't work due to my drunken stupidity, and I missed a math test because I was in the hospital all morning.
Oh, and half my hand is purple. At least it matches my nail polish.

rigormortis:
Commenting on your last journal entry... bring him into an adult novelty shop (ie Priscilla's on west 3rd street) and find a toy, movie, lingerie... something... that you haven't experienced before. There are plenty of options for whichever sexual path your desires take you. Haha, that sounds cheesy but it's true.