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Sunday Feb 28, 2010

Feb 28, 2010
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Got in invite to a friends wedding in the mail yesterday. Now what kind of wedding will it be? Great food? Great open bar? Hook up potential (meet some one?) Good music? Teary eyed? Boring? Funny? Or (hopefully) a mix all of the above!!

Good wedding stories to share? Please do.....














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arsnic:
Those're great pictures!!

I got married August of 09 and boy oh boy. My only advice for the brides is MAKE SURE you have someone to guide you through the whole thing.

I got a little less than half way down the aisle when I realized I had forgotten the bouquet. It wouldn't have been a big deal but at the end of the ceremony my husbands sister and my sister untied my bouquet turning it into three seperate ones. My husband was to give it to my mom and I, vice versa. I HAD to get my bouquet.

So I quietly whimpered to one of my dads (both walked me down the isle) to go get it. It took him a few minutes to find it... so... while everyone waited for my dumbass to continue... I danced for them. A little funky chicken... some sprinkler moves. It was awful. But it did lighten everyone else up.

Also for my speech during dinner. I really didnt want to say anything so I just blerted out "I just FARTED!!'
Oh the looks.

MY wedding was spectacular!
Sorry to ramble.
Mar 2, 2010
darla:
Well I'm glad I was able to help! and its a great story smile
Mar 2, 2010

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