My new favorite list! Last list is so very true- from my own experience!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I dont want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, Im not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isnt it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldnt! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. Im not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. Id hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I dont want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but youre not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, Im not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isnt it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldnt! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. Im not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. Id hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
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raynne:
I pee behind dumpsters when I drink... lol and if I were single everyone would be my type and I would be having way too many sexual partners and all those other things don't exist or shouldn't exist in anyone's mind or vocabulary when they drink! hahahha awesome!
praesepe:
hahaha cinnamon. I dunno...I would totally turn down taco bell no matter how intoxicated 