personalcandy

Ahh, the secret to my will being...walking my friend Pattys dog Sativa.

But its all fun 'n' games until that mutha fucker drops a bomb.
And I am very anti-dog-shit-picker-upper-with-the-little-baggie-that-you-can-still-feel-the-warmth-of-the-frick'n-shit-through-the-thin-ass-bag- kind of girl.

Maybe its not so bad if you got a little tiny dog, because she would probably shit little cute shits.
(Awww look at the little turds, Hershey kiss like!)..

But its a whole different kinda shit when you're walkin 120 pound dog! Because after he launches a missile he becomes the 110 pound dog.

But after he drops it like its hawt we are out like a fat kid playn dodge ball..you my nukka Sativa..