I had an adventure last night. would you like to hear about it? This was not a good, fun adventure, though.
I worked untill about 10:30pm. One of my coworkers (let's call her "Demeter") asked me if I wanted to go out and have a beer with her after work. I said I was tired but that I would go have one or two drinks. So I met her at the bar and we were there for about 20 minutes when this girl we kind of know through another coworker, (lets' call her, "Rhea") showed up. She is really wierd and not in a good way, kind of in a creepy, hippy, overly flirty way. She sat down with us along with this guy I didn't know and proceeded to get fairly drunk. I was getting ready to leave but my company convinced me to go elsewhere with them. I said I would go for one more drink and then I had to go home. I think Demeter knew that Rhea was pretty drunk because when she offered to drive, Demeter suggested we walk to her close by house and call a cab. And so we did. We went to this other bar, let's call it "Olympus" and they ordered some shots. For a while everything was fine, I was sipping on my beer while they sang along with the jukebox and got drunk. Then Demeter decided to go pick some more songs and she started talking to someone over there. So I turned around to talk to Rhea and she looked like she was about ready to pass out. it was crazy. one minute she is singing and dancing and the next she is completely shnockered. I asked her if she was okay and she could barely answer me. I excused myslef and went over to Demeter and whispered, "Rhea is really drunk." Demeter accompanied me back to the bar where Rhea was almost falling out of her seat. I think in attempt to keep her awake, Demeter started talking to Rhea a lot, asking her all kinds of questions about random stuff. It wasn't really working, she could hardly stay upright let alone talk. Then she inevitably fell out of her seat and I said, "i think it's time to go.". But Demeter wanted to finish her drink first. After a few more minutes, Rhea fell out of her seat again. I can't beleive the bartender was continuing to let her drink. Demeter had the bartender call a cab. We asked her where she lived and she said....let's call it, "78th and Morrison". So we got in the cab and told him where to go. Oh I forgot to mention, this whole time Rhea was majorly hitting on both of us. Like holding my hand and getting really close to my face, even before she got really, really drunk. we got to 78th and Morrison and we asked her where her house was, but she didn't know. i swear she couldn't even see. After driving around the block a couple times, i told the driver to just let us out and we would find it. We get out and ask her what her address is, but she keeps saying 78th and morrison. That was where we were. but then she pointed North on 78th and said, "it's that way". even though it was not the street she said. After wandering arund for about 15 minutes I asked her if her roommates were home and she said, "yes". i told her to give me her cell phone, but she insisted she knew where she was going. So Demeter distracted her while I took her purse. Worked like a charm. She was luck I am not a thief. I got her phone and asked what her roommate's name was. I called and got no answer. I asked what her other roommate's name was. i called and got an anwer. I told him the situation and that I just needed to find their house. it turned out to be right where the cab dropped us off. So we got her inside and got some water for her. But then she wanted to give us a tour and show us her room and attempt to play the guitar. It seemed almost impossible to leave graciously. But we eventually did. the end, mostly. Have you guys ever had any crazy drunk situations like that?
Oh and to top it all off, when I got home I sat down at the compter and noticed someone had turned it off. I thught that was odd because I always leave it on. So i turned it on and after it loaded up windows it started beeping. i opened up my browser and started to type soemthing, but only the "k" was working. I examined my keyboard and saw that it was all wet underneath. After a good olfactory sensation of the subtance I determined it to be beer. Someone freakin' spilled beer all over my keyboard!! I tried to wipe it up and clean it but it still wouldn't work. And when i unplegged it from the computer, the beeping stopped. So I had to go buy a new one today. And I have talked to both of my roommates and they both say it wasn't them. one of them said the other was drunk that night and that maybe he didn't remember. i don't know, but if someone is lying to me, i am pissed. if they would admit to it, i would just say, "no more beer at my computer and $10 for the keyboard, please."
*sigh*, need a tattoo. mmmmm.... Mandelbrot fractal.
okay, I am done....here are some pictures.
I worked untill about 10:30pm. One of my coworkers (let's call her "Demeter") asked me if I wanted to go out and have a beer with her after work. I said I was tired but that I would go have one or two drinks. So I met her at the bar and we were there for about 20 minutes when this girl we kind of know through another coworker, (lets' call her, "Rhea") showed up. She is really wierd and not in a good way, kind of in a creepy, hippy, overly flirty way. She sat down with us along with this guy I didn't know and proceeded to get fairly drunk. I was getting ready to leave but my company convinced me to go elsewhere with them. I said I would go for one more drink and then I had to go home. I think Demeter knew that Rhea was pretty drunk because when she offered to drive, Demeter suggested we walk to her close by house and call a cab. And so we did. We went to this other bar, let's call it "Olympus" and they ordered some shots. For a while everything was fine, I was sipping on my beer while they sang along with the jukebox and got drunk. Then Demeter decided to go pick some more songs and she started talking to someone over there. So I turned around to talk to Rhea and she looked like she was about ready to pass out. it was crazy. one minute she is singing and dancing and the next she is completely shnockered. I asked her if she was okay and she could barely answer me. I excused myslef and went over to Demeter and whispered, "Rhea is really drunk." Demeter accompanied me back to the bar where Rhea was almost falling out of her seat. I think in attempt to keep her awake, Demeter started talking to Rhea a lot, asking her all kinds of questions about random stuff. It wasn't really working, she could hardly stay upright let alone talk. Then she inevitably fell out of her seat and I said, "i think it's time to go.". But Demeter wanted to finish her drink first. After a few more minutes, Rhea fell out of her seat again. I can't beleive the bartender was continuing to let her drink. Demeter had the bartender call a cab. We asked her where she lived and she said....let's call it, "78th and Morrison". So we got in the cab and told him where to go. Oh I forgot to mention, this whole time Rhea was majorly hitting on both of us. Like holding my hand and getting really close to my face, even before she got really, really drunk. we got to 78th and Morrison and we asked her where her house was, but she didn't know. i swear she couldn't even see. After driving around the block a couple times, i told the driver to just let us out and we would find it. We get out and ask her what her address is, but she keeps saying 78th and morrison. That was where we were. but then she pointed North on 78th and said, "it's that way". even though it was not the street she said. After wandering arund for about 15 minutes I asked her if her roommates were home and she said, "yes". i told her to give me her cell phone, but she insisted she knew where she was going. So Demeter distracted her while I took her purse. Worked like a charm. She was luck I am not a thief. I got her phone and asked what her roommate's name was. I called and got no answer. I asked what her other roommate's name was. i called and got an anwer. I told him the situation and that I just needed to find their house. it turned out to be right where the cab dropped us off. So we got her inside and got some water for her. But then she wanted to give us a tour and show us her room and attempt to play the guitar. It seemed almost impossible to leave graciously. But we eventually did. the end, mostly. Have you guys ever had any crazy drunk situations like that?
Oh and to top it all off, when I got home I sat down at the compter and noticed someone had turned it off. I thught that was odd because I always leave it on. So i turned it on and after it loaded up windows it started beeping. i opened up my browser and started to type soemthing, but only the "k" was working. I examined my keyboard and saw that it was all wet underneath. After a good olfactory sensation of the subtance I determined it to be beer. Someone freakin' spilled beer all over my keyboard!! I tried to wipe it up and clean it but it still wouldn't work. And when i unplegged it from the computer, the beeping stopped. So I had to go buy a new one today. And I have talked to both of my roommates and they both say it wasn't them. one of them said the other was drunk that night and that maybe he didn't remember. i don't know, but if someone is lying to me, i am pissed. if they would admit to it, i would just say, "no more beer at my computer and $10 for the keyboard, please."
*sigh*, need a tattoo. mmmmm.... Mandelbrot fractal.
okay, I am done....here are some pictures.
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and the thing with the keyboard that is the icing on the cake, i dont let my roomates drink or eat anything nera my computer becayce a similar situation happened to me only it was pizza sause, he droped his pizza on my lap top, what the hell is he doing with pizza at my computer in the first place. i dont know , needless to say hes not allowed to use my computer without me home anymore, the first time i ever had to put a password on it. By the way i realy like the blue hair with the black, you should do a set with your hair like that, with an orange back, just a sugestion. well see ya