perhilia

i'm so sorry for this entry:

i like updating.
i like when people buy me tequilla shots on a tuesday evening. wait... back that shit up. i like when i go out drinking on tuesday evenings. i like when people buy me tequilla shots. i like being a girl. i like manipulating guys with my badassness (and don't deny it! you like being manipulated by my badassness!). i like sentences that start with 'i like'. i like working split shifts tomorrow AND the next day. wait... no i don't. i like working split shifts hung over. haha! it's the best excuse and an excuse that actually has some validity at my job 'cause we are all alcoholics and our customers love us for it. example: 'what?!?! you wanted a salmon roll instead of a salad roll?!?! what do you expect? i'm hung over!' and thus the customer will submisively shrug and smile and graciously except whatever the fuck i ordered for them. i like to fantasize about customers who don't actually exist and aren't really giant cuntbuckets with fucking chernobyl sized pickles up there asses. i like when matt reads my journal entries, 'cause he never actually does unless i'm mad at him and he's trying to figure out why. i like when my dog is cute and makes cat noises. i like to think that my dog actually wishes that he is a cat. i like that i've actually gone on as long as i have with these 'i like' sentences. most importantly: I LIKE TEQUILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!