Monday Jul 11, 2005

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o dear....

1. i hate lazy people.

2. my roomate keeps leaving empty jars of random in the fridge. i've decided to let that drive me crazy for awhile. mostly 'cause i'm bored with everything else that drives me crazy.

3. why am i completely inable of making a decision with any conviction?

4. I'd rather be dancing.
schism13:
dance motherfucker dance!!!!

Saturday Jul 09, 2005

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thanks, i say, pondering the idea that maybe these years haven't been an entire waste. but i stop and remember that they probably were on some level that acknowledging would mean admitting that i'm not as smart as i once thought. i'll continue to love you in some other far off life. but not now. i have too much to do.
charley:
Nothing is a waste, some things are just more important in the scheme of things but everything adds up to something, even if it's merely experience...I think wink
tegan:
no, thats kind of random.

Sunday Jun 26, 2005

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well! that went remarkably well. my parents visiting, me on shrooms. hell yes! i am the master of disguise! so i started laughing histarically when i told them my "japan us realtions" joke (jap anus relations... ok, so it's actually from SNL, but that's beside the point). i wasn't expecting them to visit at all and my roomie had given me a gram and i...
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wurly:
i have done that. i have had dinner with my parents tripping. it was fun. smile
schism13:
Happy Canada Day!!! smile

Saturday Jun 25, 2005

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dear propellor brewery,
why do you sell such sweet, sweet goodness with all that evil lurking beneath?

dear Japaneese bag of mixed bean crackers,
why must all the dried anchovies fall to the bottom of the bag? they are the only thing i care about.

dear work,
i like you but mostly i hate you. please stop sucking the life out of me.

Monday Jun 20, 2005

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it's amazing what you can accomplish when you wake up at ten am. so far i've taken tom for a walk, got a sun burn at the commons, had sex, napped, got groceries, cleaned the kitchen and the bedroom, and finally took tom for another walk. now i think i will go have a shower, then smoke a j, then eat my infamous gaot cheese...
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Sunday Jun 12, 2005

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1 bottle of Keith's
2 Propellor Bitters
1 bottle of Oland
2 shots of Jahger

equals pukey face me....
solaris:
nope, it's just my very favourite beer smile

Saturday Jun 04, 2005

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1. Marie's set makes my cock hard.

2. i'm really sorry to hear about Odine. mortality is a strange and humbling thing.

3. i am now going to dye over my botched bleach job with green. hopefully that will make the large spot that i missed on the side of my head less noticeable.

4. devon, you are a dink. mostly for being a...
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Monday May 30, 2005

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1. i got a 20GB ipod for $100. it took me about 15minutes to figure out how to turn up the goddamn volume.

2. i got a corsette today. it made matt's cock very hard.

3. i haven't done the dishes in about 4 days. i am very depressed at the thought of doing them.

4. i bleached a section of my hair yesterday. i...
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caffeineheadache:
bah ha ha ha - I thought it said your corsette was made of matt's cock! biggrin
slamcage:
1. Haha. It gets easier from then on wink . I hope.
2. I am craving lasania at ten o'clock in the morning.
3. If you get a dog, he can get you at least half way
done with the dishes biggrin.
4. Racing stripes or Panda bear look?
5. NAKED
6. Have some Sushi, No no wait, mmmmmm,
Sashimi, and everything will be allllll right! Is it in
saringe form yet? Drool tongue .

Sunday May 22, 2005

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back. after a temporary hiatus. almost too sick of the bad sets but too fond of the good ones. maybe. maybe. maybe. i've waited too long. cure me of this sleep. bring me some flowers and a gun. love kill 'em all.
shitricky:


.flowers are kinda gay...so here's a gun. smile

Wednesday May 11, 2005

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people who take a hundred pictures of themselves then post them in their journals creep me out.
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