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I worked a cash register for the first time in my life. At the end of the night we were $1,700 in the hole. I think I may have made a mistake.
I pissed Ann off so much last night, every couple seconds I 'd go, "Ann, fix the register, I broke it again." While there are 13 people waiting in line and she's trying...
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I've got nothing today
Except this:

"You do something to me that I cant explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got somethin goin on
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel
Needs no conversation
We ride it together, ah-ah
Makin love with each other, ah-ah"


I crack myself up

My internet has been broken all week. Actually i could get on for about 10 minutes and then it would freeze up. I was so desperate I went and used my mom's computer but I couldn't stand the dial up.

Mother fucking kareoke last night! I am glad i had the pleasure to see/hear MisterSatan sing "Bohemian Rhapsody." I'm not worthy! To everyone who was...
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Have you ever crawled through someone's window?
I have.
I'm not telling you the circumstances. It's funner this way.
Ps: rose bushes are no bueno.

I have a third job. I'm making coffee with my sister at the college. I had fun. I forgot to stir a couple of powder drinks, but I got no complaints. Mwoohaha.

Some old guy came up to the counter...
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CockyPMSGirl called it. Im back together with CJ. What was it, 4 days? Im so weak. Its not fair though, my mom got involved and told him things I told her in confidence. Funny that he meets my mom after we break up, my sister took him over there. And then they talk about me. I took my mom to kareoke last night and CJ...
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Went to reggae show, it was all sold out. There was a guy out front doing Charicatures. CJ said he'd pay for Betsie and I to get ours done. Betsie's looks great . I go up, and he asks me to take my hair down becasue it's "more flattering" so I do. My picture looks like I'm Plastic Surgery Woman! He did a good job...
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So "the talk" went extremely well, I think. I said everything i had to say. Said that we are incompatible but we have sex to make up for the fact that we have nothing to talk about. Then, we decided we are going to be just friends. Then we had sex. You break up your way and I'll break up my way. Tonight we are...
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I went to go see my grandma today. She's so tiny. My mom told me to leave my nose ring in and freak her out, but she didn't say a word about it. My aunt, however, made a big deal about it.

"Why'd you do that?"
"For attention"
"Didn't that hurt"
"Yeah, alot." (while smiling)

Then she showed me off to all the neighbors.

"Look...
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I couldn't get anyone to go do kareoke with me, so I went by myself. I was there an hour and 1/2 before my sister came and she acted like I was crazy for going by myself. Then my brother called and he came over too. He wouldn't sing a duet with me. He didn't even get to hear me sing, the wait was too...
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You ever go have dinner with your parents and there's nothing to talk about, so everyone's just looking around the restaurant waiting impatiently for the food to come so there will be a reason not to talk. Yup that was my last night. Chris n Pitts is kind of a yucky restaurant and all the waitresses wear plaid lumberjack shirts tucked into their hiked up...
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