perhapsevil

Started my new job.
I was 20 minutes late becasue I didn't anticipate the stop light on my street being out and traffic backing up for 2 miles.
She said,
"Oh, I thought you were supposed to be here at 9."
Phew.
I found out what I'm doing.
They call me "The Case Manager."
Snazzy.
I spent most of my day sitting and waiting while the lady training me was on the phone.
I was forced to listen to this young guy and girl, flirting shamelessly and giggling like mad.
Don't you have work to do?
Better yet why don't you two go get rid of all your sexual tension and just go fuck each other in the bathroom.
Jesus.
I thought to myself,
"Self, this is going to get to you after a while."
But then I found out that the girl is only there for two more days.
Yessssss.
They like me, they just think I'm quiet.
Said, "Obviously, you're a smart girl."
Hahahahahahaa, It's the glasses! Fooled you!
Now I'm at the other job working 'til 8.
And by "working" I mean staring at the clown fish until 8 o' clock.
He digs! It's amazing!


*I have to say, I do look hot in my work clothes.
I look all businessy-like.
Apparently Redondo Blvd thinks so too.
I got me some love from passing motorists while walking to and from my car and on my cigarette break.
Hey, I'd fuck me.