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Yesterday I got dressed up all business-like and I went in for my second interview ,
which wasn't an interview at all.
Basically I just met the one member of the staff who I haven't met and he asked me what it is that I'm doing now.
I told him I work for a emergency water restoration company and he asks me,
"Why does rain cause potholes?"
Seriously.
Then they told me I'm hired.
Then I went home and told my dad I'm moving out this weekend.
Then I went to my job and told them I'm leaving them
Phew!
Went to see Sister who was babysitting Baby.
She calls him "Devil Baby".
But as soon as I walked in he was a ray of sunshine.
Baby loves me.
Loves me so much he threw up on my crotch.
Met the girls at Starbucks, Petey popped by and we all regailed each other with our worst drunk and puking stories.
Petey's drunken nick name is "Pukey Petey."
Carrie's is "Crawl" for obvious reasons.
Of course I'm "Supa Slut"
I don't think Sister has a drunk nick name yet, but she's notorious for falling and conking her head on things. And if you try to catch her or hold her up, she's as slippery as a fish.
Any suggestions?
Last night, I watched American Idol while packing.
I love the psycho rejects.
Today it was damn hot.
I picked up the nephew from school, got my dog and went to dog beach.
I love it there.
So many cute dogs.
And everyone's so happy there that they actually smile at you as you pass.
Weird, I know..
Of course, my nephew "accidentally" got his clothes all wet.
Can't blame him.
Got him ice cream.
I feel good.