All these cold drugs I've been taking have been giving me freaky weird dreams.
I had 3 sex dreams in one night!
One in which I was having relations with Porky Pig.
And last night I was covered with bees.
And then there was one with a scary hic.
I got a call back for a second interview,
I guess I wasn't as retarded as I thought.
They said that out of all the people they interviewed that I was the best!
Hopefully, I'll finally have a 9 to 5 job.
Betsie and i rented Super Size Me last night.
Thank goodness that movie wasn't about Taco Bell.
Because Betsie and I love our Taco Bell.
There couldn't possibly be anything wrong with eating it 3-4 times a week, right?
Tonight I'm taking my mom out on a date because she's stressin'.
So tomorrow I'll let you know what I think of Elektra.
I had 3 sex dreams in one night!
One in which I was having relations with Porky Pig.
And last night I was covered with bees.
And then there was one with a scary hic.
I got a call back for a second interview,
I guess I wasn't as retarded as I thought.
They said that out of all the people they interviewed that I was the best!
Hopefully, I'll finally have a 9 to 5 job.
Betsie and i rented Super Size Me last night.
Thank goodness that movie wasn't about Taco Bell.
Because Betsie and I love our Taco Bell.
There couldn't possibly be anything wrong with eating it 3-4 times a week, right?
Tonight I'm taking my mom out on a date because she's stressin'.
So tomorrow I'll let you know what I think of Elektra.
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are you insane!??!/!
well... hopefully it will have good benefits... cuz well.. everybody needs coverage....
whever happened to them... i used to eat them all the time, even though they mostly tasted like wet card board....
coming for someone wh's met me...
that means a whole lot... thank you