perhapsevil

Babysitting makes me feel old
I ditched my work's christmas lunch to hang out with kid's
i sure have my priorities straight.
I think I held my own
with all the kiddish activitites:
jumped on the trampoline
played tag at the park
learned how to ride a skate board
taught a liitle girl how to do a round-off
played with a hermit crab
Arcade (Nickel Nickel)
pillow fight
cookies
pool (billiards)
T.H.U.G. 2
learned a hand slap game

I regret not going in the McDonald's PlayPlace
but I thought I would have terrified small children
and their parents

I know,
how sad is it that I never learned how to ride a skateboard?
My nephew taught me and I fell on my ass right off the bat.
He tried to convince me all morning that we should go to Knott's Berry Farm:
"No one's going to be there cuz they're all going to be shopping."
"Yeah, but it's not worth it to pay $30 for 4 hours there"
"Thirty dollars! That's cheap!"
"Ok, then you pay for it!"

I swear.
Little kids these days.
They're all richer than me.

They kept calling me Mrs. Grinch.
Oh yeah?
Santa's not real!
Your parents are lying to you!

I saw Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events with my mom, sister and friend.
Friend was crying a the end.
I was rolling my eyes and sighing loudly throughout,
even though i was the one who wanted to see it so badly.
Why isn't Jim Carrey funny anymore?
Obviously he's got it in him, it's just muffled.


So......
What's your favorite Christmas song?

oh and have you seen this?
Dog The Bounty Hunter