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Friday Dec 17, 2004

Dec 17, 2004
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My mom and I went to Coco's for lunch.
Right behind us were seated the most awful woman and her equally wicked daughter, age 9 maybe.
We got there 10 minutes before they did. Both our meals arrived at the same time.
The little girl says
"Finally!"
to the waitress.
My mom and I shot each other wide-eyed looks.
But the mother was even more horrid.
She was rebuking the waitress for bringing the girl her eggs and her soup at the same time.
By the way the lady ordered, the waitress assumed the soup was for the mother and the eggs were for the daughter.
The lady says to her daughter, as if trying to convince her daughter not to eat her eggs just to get back at the waitress:
"You usually eat your eggs after your soup if you wait then they'll be cold and you won't want to eat them. She'll just have to bring you new ones."
Luckily for the waitress the little girl didn't want new eggs."
But then the lady wanted a new ketchup bottle.
"I know how you mix ketchups. I want an unopened bottle with an unbroken seal."
The poor waitress frantically seached to appease the wretched woman.
She came back and gave the woman a new bottle but the seal was broken.
Fearfully, her face looked like it was about to burst in tears she told the woman that all the bottles have unbroken seals. That that's the first thing they do after they're shipped. But she assured her that they do not "mix" bottles and that that bottle had never been used.
The woman grumbled but had no choice to take the bottle.
The waitress was so flustered that she came by and gave my mom the wrong drink.
We both felt really bad for her.
My mom got up to go talk to her.
The waitress was afraid the lady might see them talking so they both ducked down behind th counter.
My mom told her that she did nothing wrong and that that lady's just a bitch that's used to bossing people around, but she has to pull herself together and go out there and be as sweet as pie to that lady becasue that's all she can do.
"But first you're gonna get me my ice tea!"
The waitress came back with the biggest cheesiest smile on her face and was so fake nice to them I wanted to vomit.
She asked the girl if her eggs were alright.
The girl said they were fine.
The lady still made a big deal about how her daughter normally would have
"Never would have eaten them like that."
Then in the most snotty way:.
"Yeah. We've been coming here since she was two and we've never had any problems like this. Our normal waitress just knows what we like. I guess we have no choice but to get used to you"
After they were gone, I think the whole restaurant let out a sigh of relief.
The waitress came back to check on us and my mom told her to sit down.
She said,
"You did an excellent job I am so proud of you. Blah blah blah I'm Mom and I talk alot."

And the real question is:
What kind of freak-child orders soup and eggs?
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
faelynia:
your wish...

is granted. kiss

wink
Dec 18, 2004
faelynia:
yup, sometimes i move fast...
betta keep up...
some how i was called master of puppets before this is becoming an odd trend.

couching with you is... blush wonderful...
i hope next time you and i can have just as much talk about insane sex again....

i was so excited...

i peed a little.

blush
Dec 18, 2004

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