I 'broke up" with Lipton. I hate saying that because there was nothing there. I just stopped lying to him and myself that something was going to happen. It was just nice to have someone interested in me.
Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you know. And one of the times he pulled over. Lipton punched a pole over and over until he broke his hand. The pole won, but was bent to shit. Someone up in their balcony called down and asked,
"What the fuck is going on down there?"
Kenny said, " Sorry, we'll be gone in a second"
The guy said, "I'm not going to call the cops, that was fucking awesome!"
I told you he was scary.
I had a dream about him last night. That he was trying to kill me.
Kenny's planning to move in with him. I hope that doesn't happen.
Watched Dodgeball and Dane Cook with Kenny, Ann, Matty and Matt-agascar last night.
If you do not know who Dane Cook is then you need to run and get his Cd/DVD
This is why I thought Kenny was so funny. Because this guy is the basis for his humor. He probably shouldn't have shown me the DVD then I would have continued to think Kenny was the funniest man alive.
Song of the Day:
Journey - Don't Stop Believin'
Kenny was with him the night I let him loose. Kenny told me he did not stop drinking. That Kenny had to pull over constantly because....well, you know. And one of the times he pulled over. Lipton punched a pole over and over until he broke his hand. The pole won, but was bent to shit. Someone up in their balcony called down and asked,
"What the fuck is going on down there?"
Kenny said, " Sorry, we'll be gone in a second"
The guy said, "I'm not going to call the cops, that was fucking awesome!"
I told you he was scary.
I had a dream about him last night. That he was trying to kill me.
Kenny's planning to move in with him. I hope that doesn't happen.
Watched Dodgeball and Dane Cook with Kenny, Ann, Matty and Matt-agascar last night.
If you do not know who Dane Cook is then you need to run and get his Cd/DVD
This is why I thought Kenny was so funny. Because this guy is the basis for his humor. He probably shouldn't have shown me the DVD then I would have continued to think Kenny was the funniest man alive.
Song of the Day:
Journey - Don't Stop Believin'
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And it's not feeling left off the bandwagon. I'm just getting sick of buying all these damn gifts! ...And the knowledge that I'll soon have to start buying baby gifts!?!
One things for damn certain, I'm gonna piss off all their wives and buy the most violent toys I can find for 'em.