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I asked the guys whether they fart in front of girls they like or if they hold it in, or if they leave the room to fart.
Kenny does not fart in front of my sister. He leaves the room. Awww.
Matt -agascar said he holds in his farts until his stomache rumbles and he tries to play it off by saying, "God I'm hungry!"
I hold it in until my stomache makes moose noises.
I think it's extra special if you're comfortable enough to fart in front of someone and not be embarrassed

Last night we went to Hot Java to see Kely and Sandra B. play. The place was so crowded but looking around, there were only girls there but the kind that you have to give a second look to figure if they are a boy or a girl. I was so proud of them that I got all misty. Everyone laughed at their Cherry Ho song which it's good to see that I'm not the only one who dies of laughter when they play it.
Niok, Rachel and Kimmy came too. But they just missed the set. So we went and ate. Our dinner conversation, as is custom to Betsie, was inappropriate and disgusting and loud enough to where everyone in the restaurant could hear her regaling us about the time her brother took a poo on someone's car. And whatever other poo story we could think of.
The older gentleman at the table next to us must have found the conversation charming becasue he turned around and chimed in with a story from back when he was in college.

My sister came straight from the airport, picked up her car and brought coffee to me at work. She bought me a bottle opener key chain in the shape of a palm tree. that says Hawaii on it.
My friend Carrie came to my work too. She's doing my hair for this Christmas party. It looks fancy. They just left to go get me Subway. Great friends.
Speaking of which, Betsie's going to steal me a shirt for Xmas. We refuse to pay $45.

Quote: "I wish I was a hummingbird."