perhapsevil

I dreamt about someone i don't normally see, or even think about. And we were kissing on the beach with seals in the background.
I saw him last night and I told him my dream.
He didn't think I was weird, even the seal part. He said there were seals in the movie he watched the night before and that's probably why I dreamed about them.
He tried to teach me zippo tricks.
And how to tell a joke properly.
And renamed me Virginia.
And arduously fought off my sexual advances.
We talked all night and all morning, until we fell asleep at 8:30am
But nothing can happen.
Kenny woke us up at 10:30am, by lighting off fireworks inside the house.
Went to Ihop, then the 99 cent store.
Kenny wanted to find out how far you can squirt a douche. 3 aisles over.
He did a happy dance throughout the store and rubbed his booty on an Indian guy, the guy just laughed.
Had a hilarious time.
I just know I'm going to fuck this up.
I can't have my cake and eat it too.