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Last night I did something so appaling, so unspeakable, I am so, so ashamed.






















I sang "Friend's in Low Places" with a bunch of drunken girls at kareoke. Only one of us knew all the words so the rest of us stumbled through the verses and sang the chorus loudly. We stumbled and bumped into each other trying to do the electric slide.
We killed "Brown Eyed Girl" ...none of us have brown eyes.
Thankfully, I wasn't there to hear them sing "I Will Survive." That's just too cliche for me.
They just broke up with their boyfirends. Which means I have new drunken, bar ho friends. So I'm happy. Shauna gets grabby when she's drunk.
Kenny, did not sing like he promised. But he pinky swore me that he will next time, if i get him a cowboy hat. I will have his pinkys if he breaks his promise.
He's so miserable over my sister, and it's only been a day. She's miserable too. How cute.

Question:
Do I get my little sister the Super Dooper Spy Kit for her birthday or is this a bad idea becasue I'm the one she'll be spying on? It's so rad that I want to play with it.

Song of the Day:
X Ray Spex - "I am a Poseur"