perhapsevil

I am an out - fucking - rageous drunk.

Advice to you:
If you want me to do something while drunk, just tell me I can't do it.

My bra was in the bathroom sink, one of my shoes was in the shower, soaking wet . My underwear were in the living room and I never did find my socks. I'm lucky my glasses weren't broken.

Kenny is definitely not getting his deposit back after stabbing his kitchen cupboards, Ann says he was trying to hang a picture frame. Obviously!
He murderized the poor skeleton statue too.

Jenga never get's old, especially when people are making out and taking off clothing. My sister know's my most embarrassing moment now. Awww crap I just remembered I got my toes sucked. Ewwwwww!

Sister says I hopped the wall, got naked and went in the jacuzzi by myself and that's when everyone else came in.

Slept on Kenny's broken couch bed. Covered in towels because Kenny has no blankets.

I was too hung over to move my car when the street sweeper came in the morning.

All on one bloody mary and one and 1/2 vodka's with lemon lime margarita mix. All I had to eat that day was a slice of pumpkin loaf.

Quote of the night becasue it's the only one I remember:
"You know when you wake up all hungover and there's absolutely nothing to drink in the fridge? And you're so thirsty you just drink jelly."

Ever just fall asleep while someone's going down on you?





I'm a lecherous beast.









And today was my trip to the gyno for the miracle that is Morning After Pill! Who wants to hear about that!?