perhapsevil

Grumble, grumble. I got my work cell phone back. I let a co worker borrow my old one and he broke it. They set up my new phone to where I can only call people with nextels. So now I have to go get a new phone and stop mooching off my company. That's what I get for being nice.

Kareoke. I'm a liar. My mom didn't come, she couldn't walk becasue she did too many squats. You can't get mad at that, you laugh. I sang Billie Holiday and now I have an old people following. My sister stopped by even though she's let it be known many times that she hates the place.
Icky perverts sing "Ladies Night." Pimps sing "Brown Eyed Girl" Oh that Wolfman just oozes sex appeal.
And don't try to dine and ditch at Martini Blues. They hunt you down.

Unravled doesn't hug, she molests

Song of the day: Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper