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Ay yay yay yay yay. I hunged out with my sister today and her sinister sidekick the Indomitable Drew. He's 3 years old but he kicks my ass, actually he knees me in the ribs, but he gets the job done. Anyhoo, my sister recently discovered that if she tells Drew to say "Cottonball" he says "Cock and balls" After hearing this I keeled over laughing which only made him say it more. Then my sister says, "Write about that in your journal." I think she was a little weirded out that everyone knew her from the burning crotch story.
We got coffee and while we were ordering this old man comes in and he's in a wheel chair and he has no legs. No big deal. Only it was. When we were leaving, he somehow got between us and Drew. Drew thinks we're right behind him, he turns around to see that guy and screams bloody murder. The old man says " I think he's afraid of me." my sister says, "Nooo." in the least convincing voice ever.