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Xanaxboy said I remind him of someone. I ask who, Satan?
He says no, Church Lady from SNL.



Could it be Satan?

"Well isn't that special?"

Garrett you're delusional. But your lines seemed to be working on that 17 year old pregnant girl
SMOKING A CIGARETTE!!! I think she wanted to honey moon with you on your mother's couch.

So last night was kareoke and I walk in to see that my kareoke bar has been overrun by old ladies and children. The old ladies, some of them still wearing their flowered church hats were singing "He's got the whole world in his hands."

And another lady was singing "Sweet Child of Mine" while her two daughters were hoochie dancing on stage behind her. They couldn't have been older than 10.

Then there was the 50 year old bar ho I see there all the time. This time she had her two daughters with her and they sang "I don't want no scrubs" one of her daughters was the 17 year old pregnant girl.

And joyous me, moose lady was there. I swear there are 2 moose ladies and they sing the same signature moose call song, but they are never there on the same night.

I swear this kareoke bar has it's characters and I'm there so often I've become one of them.