The boy and I got a motel room the other night. I was thinking about that hotel scene in Garden State and... I hope someone really was videotaping. He was so loud the neighbors shut their windows, I wasn't loud though, nope, nuh uh, not me 
Last night was kareoke didn't stay too long because I was so tired from the night before
I finally sang CJ the damn song I owed him. I've been putting it off because It's so hard to pick a song that reflects what I'm feeling. It was't the perfect choice but then I realized no song was going to be good enough, so I went with Madonna "Crazy for You." He said all the people there looked over and smiled at him while I was singing.
My mom has way too much Halloween decorations and I went with her to buy more today.
"Mom stop! You don't even like the neighbor kids. The little assholes tease your dogs!"
No really. She called the police because the neighbor kids were harassing her dogs with sticks. And they're tiny things, Miniature Pincers. She better not give those brats any candy. Or better yet give them chocolate laxatives. Mwooo hahahaha.
There's a farm at my nephew's school! How cool is that? There's like a hundred rabbits, goats, a couple sheep, ducks, geese, chickens and roosters. So I'm going back on Wednesday for this picnic/reading event at his school. Pssh yeah right I'm gonna go hunt me a rabbit.
By the way my nephew rocks. He's such a sarcastic little A-hole and he's only 7 year old. Oh and he loves AC/DC.
Last night was kareoke didn't stay too long because I was so tired from the night before
I finally sang CJ the damn song I owed him. I've been putting it off because It's so hard to pick a song that reflects what I'm feeling. It was't the perfect choice but then I realized no song was going to be good enough, so I went with Madonna "Crazy for You." He said all the people there looked over and smiled at him while I was singing.
My mom has way too much Halloween decorations and I went with her to buy more today.
"Mom stop! You don't even like the neighbor kids. The little assholes tease your dogs!"
No really. She called the police because the neighbor kids were harassing her dogs with sticks. And they're tiny things, Miniature Pincers. She better not give those brats any candy. Or better yet give them chocolate laxatives. Mwooo hahahaha.
There's a farm at my nephew's school! How cool is that? There's like a hundred rabbits, goats, a couple sheep, ducks, geese, chickens and roosters. So I'm going back on Wednesday for this picnic/reading event at his school. Pssh yeah right I'm gonna go hunt me a rabbit.
By the way my nephew rocks. He's such a sarcastic little A-hole and he's only 7 year old. Oh and he loves AC/DC.
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that remind me i need to get it on
actually
some chick - shes a stripper who has done several porns and is considering another - wants to get it on with me
i might just break down
im in a new city
im getting tired of waiting for love
i want neighbors closing their windows
And the ziplock bag thing is just eww. I'm not like, trying to preserve bodily fluids. Just memories.