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Saturday Oct 02, 2004

Oct 2, 2004
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My mom just came to my work and she asked me if I knew where she could find a "rubber plug. "

I just burst out laughing and she says,

"I didn't ask for a butt plug. I need a rubber plug for my bird feeder. Look, isn't it nice? It's blown. Now you're going to laugh because I said "blown." It's my blow job, butt plug bird feeder!"

My mom's a weird one, but she brought me coffee
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beautiful_hatred:
I love your mom. I'm finally getting mine to lighten up a bit. It took 23 years but I'm getting there. biggrin
Oct 2, 2004
xanaxboy:
Lots of buzz about your mom's birdfeeder:

1) Leather Boy Birds
2) It's Raining Men pumping on the birdfeeder sound system
3) Poppers found at base of birdfeeder
4) George Michael joins Autoban Society, caught with a pair of 12 inch binoculars! eeek


[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 5:04PM]
Oct 3, 2004

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