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Went to reggae show, it was all sold out. There was a guy out front doing Charicatures. CJ said he'd pay for Betsie and I to get ours done. Betsie's looks great . I go up, and he asks me to take my hair down becasue it's "more flattering" so I do. My picture looks like I'm Plastic Surgery Woman! He did a good job on my eyes then it looks like he got bored after that and exaggerated my lips, chin & boobs. The hair he drew doesn't even look like my hair so why'd i have to take it down? That's the only picture CJ has of me, lovely.Then Kelly, CJ and I went to the jetty. Kelly was making me laugh so hard, she was singing, rather loudly "Return to Innocence" by Enigma, you know the chanting monks? Then she was reciting the name calling scene from "Hook." "Near Sighted Gynecologist!" God Kelly is the funnest person to be stoned with. CJ was just weirdo wild man jumping from rock to rock like a billy goat. Then we went to Del Taco and Kelly had to use the bathroom. While she's in there, a herd of girls in 80's dance outfits walk up. Kelly comes out, farts, laughs uncontrollably then she runs into one of the girls as she turns around. CJ thought it was gross I thought it was funny. God bless Kelly for not holding in her farts like everyone else does.

In other news, I bought a bunch of tank tops and underwear from the 99 cent store. I embarrass my mom becasue I try on my underwear over my pants to see if they fit. It's not like the 99 cent store has a dresing room anyhoot.

You know what's a great feel good song King Floyd's Groove Me "Make me feel good inside."


"And would you fuck me? Cuz I'd fuck me."